At The Amos's 

I don’t know what I’ll get out of this family but the fact that they had to have a doggone boy who can beat me up and not have a girl who can dress themselves up and play with dolls is a pretty painful thought, so painful that you feel like you had a doggone hot iron fresh from the grill stuck to your head. We just pulled up t the new house, it’s a pretty big house probably full of white people and not blacks like me, whoa here I go. I found out I was right about the boy in the doggone big house, I found out he’s a liar, a tough cookie, and he definitely doesn’t play with any doggone dolls. I need to suck in all that doggone fear and put up my dukes to survive that kid for another month or two. I know what I was getting next for the rest of the time I stay at the Amos’s house, punches, kicks, and lots and lots of them doggone bruises. Now I ended up in a shed because of my new brother Todd but he lied about me saying I attacked him like a criminal like John Dillinger attacking innocent people. So that’s why I ended up here in this shed. I wonder how I can get out of here and avoid all those scary vampire bats and that dead body that is in here. Maybe I can use my jackknife to get out without drawing the Amos’s attention. It’s hard to get out of a shed while fighting a swarm of wasps at you with their doggone stingers and to get out of that shed secretly, now time to take my revenge on them Amos’s so I sneaked in and grabbed the gun on the cooler holding that gun made me feel like a black version of Daniel Boone. Now time to get my revenge. Here is a recipe to get revenge, one cup of hot water and that’s it. Walk upstairs to your person who your taking revenge on. Put their hand in the warm water silently and lightly. If you do that then you may see their pajamas getting soaked. But if that doesn’t work just pour it on them and then your revenge will definitely work and you’ll get front row seats and see their pajamas get moist, and see their desert bed turn into a swamp. After that leave and run as fast as you can because I did all those steps with the Amos’s child Todd.