At The Amos's
I
don’t know what I’ll get out of this family but the fact that they had to have
a doggone boy who can beat me up and not have a girl who can dress themselves
up and play with dolls is a pretty painful thought, so painful that you feel
like you had a doggone hot iron fresh from the grill stuck to your head. We
just pulled up t the new house, it’s a pretty big house probably full of white
people and not blacks like me, whoa here I go. I
found out I was right about the boy in the doggone big house, I found out he’s
a liar, a tough cookie, and he definitely doesn’t play with any doggone dolls.
I need to suck in all that doggone fear and put up my dukes to survive that kid
for another month or two. I know what I was getting next for the rest of the time
I stay at the Amos’s house, punches, kicks, and lots and lots of them doggone
bruises. Now I ended up in a shed because of my
new brother Todd but he lied about me saying I attacked him like a criminal
like John Dillinger attacking innocent people. So that’s why I ended up here in
this shed. I wonder how I can get out of here and avoid all those scary vampire
bats and that dead body that is in here. Maybe I can use my jackknife to get
out without drawing the Amos’s attention. It’s hard to get out of a shed while
fighting a swarm of wasps at you with their doggone stingers and to get out of
that shed secretly, now time to take my revenge on them Amos’s so I sneaked in
and grabbed the gun on the cooler holding that gun made me feel like a black version
of Daniel Boone. Now time to get my revenge. Here is a recipe to get revenge, one cup
of hot water and that’s it. Walk upstairs to your person who your taking
revenge on. Put their hand in the warm water silently and lightly. If you do
that then you may see their pajamas getting soaked. But if that doesn’t work
just pour it on them and then your revenge will definitely work and you’ll get
front row seats and see their pajamas get moist, and see their desert bed turn
into a swamp. After that leave and run as fast as you can because I did all
those steps with the Amos’s child Todd.
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